Billy Schaefer

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Season
Games
Goals
Assists
Season 1
2
2
0
Season 6
1
0
0
All Time
3
2
0

Position Striker
Nickname No
Number 15
Job shhhhh
Reps USA
Fav players Henry
Fav team Arsenal, St. Pauli
Plays like Gilberto Silva, Pippo Inzaghi
Fashion icon Arsene Wenger

Likes Tiki-taka Arsenal, 90s oversized kits, Nike's 2006 Joga Bonito campaign

Dislikes "Deuce" aka Clint Dempsey's smash hit Don't Tread. Other people who use the phrase 'Don't tread on me' unironically. 

Football career Billy was an all star at AYSO youth level. That gave him enough confidence to try out for his high school team where he was subsequently relegated to the bench.

He was an original member of Guerrilla FC where he scored two goals in two appearances but has been on loan for the last five seasons.

Creative career Billy said, "It literally took me an hour to send this on my iPhone."